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Tuesday, March 28, 2006

OH, YOU LOUSY BASTARD: Take note, my friends... Skyler Bartels spent 41 hours in a Walmart and gets a book deal; I spent years at a Walmart and all I got were stock options. Maybe it was because my time was broken up into 8 hour shifts, and he did his time all at once, without sleep. To be fair, when Walmart is the only game in neighborhood, you get a lot of people who just look like they've been there for 41 hours.

To add insult to injury, it looks like he has a MS Paint-style webcomic, too. If anything, this makes me want to chase a book deal that much more if this is all it takes to get Penguin on your jock.
 
|| Eric 11:58 PM#

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