Tuesday, February 17, 2004
THE POLL RESULTS: The results of my Grammy poll finally came in...20 people participated in our survey, and here's their votes for the most likely five minute delay excuses:
The thing moves so slow, it only SEEMS like a 5 minute delay: 30%
The CBS censors are all 90 years old and slow: 25%
In case the endless Super Bowl apologies put the control room to sleep: 15%
To give the writers time to escape after Jason Alexander's lame Britney jokes: 10%
Write-in for "It's the Grammys, dude, who the hell cares?": 10%
The big red button to kill the feed was across the street: 5%
Oh, come ON! Award shows don't run late enough as it is: 5%
And there you are...COMEDY WITH A CAPITAL K.
The thing moves so slow, it only SEEMS like a 5 minute delay: 30%
The CBS censors are all 90 years old and slow: 25%
In case the endless Super Bowl apologies put the control room to sleep: 15%
To give the writers time to escape after Jason Alexander's lame Britney jokes: 10%
Write-in for "It's the Grammys, dude, who the hell cares?": 10%
The big red button to kill the feed was across the street: 5%
Oh, come ON! Award shows don't run late enough as it is: 5%
And there you are...COMEDY WITH A CAPITAL K.
|| Eric 10:35 PM#
