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Thursday, October 23, 2003

HAVE YOU DONE THE "STIFFY" JOKE YET?: What the diddley-hey is going on with my inbox lately? I've received at least two spams every day in the past month trying to sell me Viagra. I don't know if this ties in with the two dozen graphically illustrated porn ads that seem to find my address whenever I breathe wrong, but I have my suspicions it does.

To the junk mailers of the world worried about my erections: that's not my major dysfunction, thank you. On the other hand, if you have a pill that will make me rich, thin, and irresistible to the opposite sex, I'm willing to try a free sample.

I never said all of these entries would be winners...
 
|| Eric 1:57 PM#

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