Saturday, August 02, 2003
NOTE TO CHAZ: I never said you didn't have an outside life; I just said if your outside life is anything like your net life, your neighbors' pets must be afraid of you by now. Apples and oranges, pally.
ONE MORE NOTE BEFORE BED: Sadly, it would appear that the Iratepanda page has vanished off the face of the earth, therefore the link to that page will disappear, too. If you recall from other places, that was I Rate Panda, and not Irate Panda, which I thought would've been more fun, especially after hearing about the journalist in China who had his testicles ripped off by an angry panda. Anyway, Janey never explained on what criteria she was RATING the pandas, or even RATED any pandas so we could decide that issue for ourselves, and that makes ME a saaaaaaaad panda. Who lives underneath a willow tree? Sexual Harassment Panda! etc. etc.
ONE MORE NOTE BEFORE BED: Sadly, it would appear that the Iratepanda page has vanished off the face of the earth, therefore the link to that page will disappear, too. If you recall from other places, that was I Rate Panda, and not Irate Panda, which I thought would've been more fun, especially after hearing about the journalist in China who had his testicles ripped off by an angry panda. Anyway, Janey never explained on what criteria she was RATING the pandas, or even RATED any pandas so we could decide that issue for ourselves, and that makes ME a saaaaaaaad panda. Who lives underneath a willow tree? Sexual Harassment Panda! etc. etc.
|| Eric 1:26 AM#
