Friday, July 11, 2003
GEE, THANKS ROB: I figure I'd pass this one on, since Rob T. decided to pollute my mind with it. Basically, a little English girl won a Hulk doll at a seaside fair, took the pants off, and found...um...how to put this diplomatically? She found Tiny Hulk between the doll's legs.
Oh, where to begin...
AND SPEAKING OF WEENIES, if you haven't seen the Brewers mascot getting coldcocked by Randall Simon, this is the link you need to follow (thanks, Kel). As usual, the Delphi Gang winged a few good lines in.
More in a few...and good luck to Butch in Vegas.
Oh, where to begin...
- If you got a brand new Hulk doll, would your first thoughts be "HEY! Let's take it's breeches off!"?
- Comment to Rob: The doll's only a foot tall and the penis is two inches long. If all the parts are to scale and we blew him up to my height (5'8"), that would literally make the hot dog a foot long. A weapon of MASS DESTRUCTION. I do the math so you don't have to, no matter what the mortal consequences.
- Once again, we have a very solid (no pun intended) reason why the Hulk always has pants, no matter how big he becomes.
AND SPEAKING OF WEENIES, if you haven't seen the Brewers mascot getting coldcocked by Randall Simon, this is the link you need to follow (thanks, Kel). As usual, the Delphi Gang winged a few good lines in.
More in a few...and good luck to Butch in Vegas.
|| Eric 1:13 PM#
