Tuesday, August 15, 2006
THE WORLD I THOUGHT I KNEW IS DEAD: There once was a young man named Tanvir. He was a boy who loved the Iron Shiek. But mainly, he had more fun than many on the Internet because he saw the whole online experience as a fraud...more or less. He would say all sorts of sick things to you because he knew damn well you weren't about to drive cross-country just to put a boot up his ass. He even made up a blog that, at first, made merry fun of the concept of bloggery...and was updated about six times a year.
Not only does he now have a proper blog, but it's on MySpace. And it's a BLOGGY blog, with updates on what he had for lunch and...OMIGOD, HE'S EATING IN HIS PROFILE PICTURE! It even has one of those godawful music players to provide a soundtrack to his life. All he needs is one of those emoticons to show his current mood and he's gone, gone, gone.
Another piece of the human spirit has died. I shake my fist at you in mock-comic fashion.
Not only does he now have a proper blog, but it's on MySpace. And it's a BLOGGY blog, with updates on what he had for lunch and...OMIGOD, HE'S EATING IN HIS PROFILE PICTURE! It even has one of those godawful music players to provide a soundtrack to his life. All he needs is one of those emoticons to show his current mood and he's gone, gone, gone.
Another piece of the human spirit has died. I shake my fist at you in mock-comic fashion.
|| Eric 9:19 PM#
